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DOGWIFJOB

$JOB on Solana

IT'S
LITERALLY
JUST A DOG
WIF A JOB.

dogwifhat wore a hat. This Shiba got a job. He clocked in so you could clock gains.

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About.txt - Notepad

ABOUT.TXT — last modified: Monday, 8:59 AM

Everybody knows the dog with the hat. But in this economy, who’s paying for the hat?

Meet DogWifJob. Born to chase balls, forced to chase paychecks. He used to be a good boy. Now he’s a good employee.

Nobody knows what he actually does, including him. One day he’s flipping burgers, the next he’s pushing spreadsheets and pretending to look busy on company time.

He doesn’t understand the economy. He just knows the treats aren’t free anymore.

While other dogs are chasing their tails, he’s chasing direct deposits.

$JOB is for everyone who was born to do absolutely nothing but somehow ended up with responsibilities.

No roadmap. No retirement plan. Just a dog with a job and another Monday to survive.

Ln 1, Col 1UTF-8 (Dog)

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    Payroll.xls - JobCel

    Dogwifjob tokenomics, formatted as a payroll sheet
    A — Line itemB — Amount
    PAY STUB — Employee: Dogwifjob · $JOB · Solana
    Total supplyTBA
    TaxTBA
    LiquidityTBA
    Mint / freeze authorityTBA
    BENEFITS (not financial, just funny)
    PTOUnlimited (never used)
    DentalChew toys
    Dress codeTie required, pants optional
    OvertimeAlways
    Standard pump.fun launch terms. Always check the CA on this page before you swap. HR will never DM you first.

    Onboarding.doc - JobWord

    New Hire Onboarding: Day 1

    TO: You  |  FROM: HR (a Shiba)  |  RE: How to buy $JOB on Solana
    1. Get a Solana walletDownload Phantom (or any Solana wallet you trust) from its official site. Write your seed phrase on paper. Never share it, not even with HR.
    2. Load up on SOLBuy SOL on an exchange and send it to your wallet. Keep a little extra for network fees.
    3. Swap for $JOBOpen the Buy link (a Solana DEX or launchpad), connect your wallet and paste the official contract address. Double-check it matches this one:
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    4. Hold & clock inCongratulations, you're on payroll. Join the Telegram, follow on X, and tell your boss you're working from home.

    Welcome to the team. Someone's gotta do the work.
    — Management

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    Inbox - JobMail Express

    From: HR Department
    Subject: Your offer letter

    Congratulations, you're hired.

    Position: Holder. Start date: whenever you buy. Compensation: memes. This is not an employment offer, it's a memecoin. Please read the fine print in the footer.

    Accept offer (Buy $JOB)
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    Where bad habits go to get swept up.

    $JOB is a memecoin with no intrinsic value or expectation of financial return. Nothing here is financial advice or an employment offer. Not affiliated with dogwifhat or the Solana Foundation. DYOR.

    $JOB is a memecoin with no intrinsic value or expectation of financial return. Nothing here is financial advice or an employment offer. Not affiliated with dogwifhat or the Solana Foundation. DYOR.